NSM: Linchpin324 Likes Velcro

Linchpin324 Likes Velcro is a moment enacted by Linchpin324 that reveals the true glory of Velcro Straps. Lumpco was stunned that it even happened.

This moment took place on a bus, which is to be expected at this point.

Description
few words were said during this moment, but many feelings were felt. The moment was caused when Linchpin324 desperately searched for a coping method after Hilarious Shenanigans involving Eggs. In a fit of last minute thinking, he began to rhythmically open and reattach the Velcro strap on his backpack. However, rather than using it temporarily, he continued to do so with more and more vigor as time went by; this eventually culminated with a robust series of Velcro strokes, with Linchpin324's face reaching High Impact Sexual Violence levels of Velcrogasming. Of course, the Nirvana had set in long before this climax, and was only heightened by the spectacular finale.

Transcript
(almost no words were said for the duration of the moment.)

L - Lumpco, LP - Linchpin324

LP: *Velcro-jerks vigorously*

L: (in fits of ascension), "[Linchpin324], do you like Velcro?"

LP: *Nods in pleasure and proceeds to Strap-on-strap-off faster*

LP: *Velcrogasms*

L: *Full ascension hits*

LP: *Follows suite*

Trivia

 * This NSM could be considered a spiritual successor to Chest Fapping, as the two concepts are very similar in both origin and execution.
 * Lumpco was baffled that this ascended them in the first place, and cites it as a miracle that it even happened.